Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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