We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Dignity is for republicans.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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