I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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