All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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