My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
