Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
you traded sex for a burrito?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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