Who did Billy Mays play for?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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