Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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