At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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