A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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