Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
My vagina is officially offended.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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