I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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