you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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