Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Randomize
