Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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