Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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