I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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