ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She tied me up with her honor cords...
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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