i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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