He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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