Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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