i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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