Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
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