he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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