It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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