So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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