Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Randomize
