it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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