I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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