Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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