do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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