How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
that's an acceptable place to lick
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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