Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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