how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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