why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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