so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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