omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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