I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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