1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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