yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
she pinky promised me she was 18
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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