Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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