bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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