I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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