normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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