Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
There's always time for handjobs
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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