i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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