There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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