he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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