this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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