is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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